Your receipt has some explaining to do.
Snap any receipt. Get a savage-but-friendly 15-second vertical video, complete with a local leaderboard line. Share the damage in one tap.
Free forever. No card. No budgeting sermon.
Verdict
Worse than 83% of people in your city.
Founder promises
Your bad decisions stay yours.
Receipt data is never sold or shared.
Every standalone roast stays free forever.
Friendly jokes only. No money shame.
Receipt in. Reputation out.
Fifteen seconds from takeaway to takedown.
Scan tonight's evidence.
Take a photo of the receipt. The app reads the items, total, and context, then writes a quick roast that sounds like a funny mate—not a bank notification.
SATURDAY NIGHT
Watch the roast land.
A ready-to-post vertical video puts the receipt, punchline, and local percentile on screen.
Share it. Start something.
Send it to TikTok, Instagram, or the group chat. Your invite link travels with it so mates can return fire.
Week two and beyond
The joke gets you in. Your mates bring you back.
- 01
Weekly matchups
Go head-to-head on takeaway totals, impulse buys, or most unhinged line item.
- 02
Private leagues
Keep leaderboards inside the friend group, with city percentile as optional public bragging rights.
- 03
Streak saves
Missed a week? A mate can challenge you to a rematch instead of watching the streak quietly die.
- 04
Season recaps
Monthly awards for biggest comeback, repeat offender, and group-chat expenditure of the month.
Two honest options
Roast for free. Compete for four bucks.
The core roast is not a trial and has no paywall waiting in an alley. Subscribe only if your group wants the season table.
Free Roast
foreverScan, roast, render, and share as often as your spending requires.
- AI receipt roast
- 15-second vertical video
- City percentile line
- One-tap sharing + referral
Roast Report
The weekly grudge match, with enough history to prove this is a pattern.
- Weekly personal report
- Private friend leaderboards
- Streaks and rematches
- Matchups and season recaps
Fine print, minus the tiny font
Questions before you surrender the receipt?
First target: 1,000 shared roasts
Give that receipt the audience it deserves.
Join the launch list, scan the evidence, and invite the mate who said ordering dessert was “basically free delivery.”